Another week of Starcraft nerds ripping it up on ladder and tournaments, instead of doing something productive with their lives - like looting, or rioting. Anyway, here's what you might have missed from last week. And don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram for ultimate Starcraft dankness.

MEME OF THE WEEK

Are memes supposed to hurt?

RAGE RANT OF THE WEEK

Venezuela, Brazil, Mexico: corruption is truly one of the plagues of the modern world. It can make people lose faith in their country and discourage them from even trying to make things better. Good thing that we don't have to deal with it in our beloved virtual world of Starcraft. WAIT A MINUTE JUST KIDDING CORRUPTORS RUIN THE BALANCE IN SC2 AS WELL:
- one of the tankiest unit in the game
- best anti-air in the game
- looks like an angry spermatozoid coming to get his weird revenge for not being the one to fertilize your mom's soon to be wasted protoss egg

Now if it was only just that, at least there would be a risk in making too many of them, like making too many stalkers to deal with mutalisks and just getting killed by zerglings. BUT LOL you can just literally SHIT all over your opponent's face and destroy Nexuses - "uuuh actually technically it's Nexi because in lati.." SHUT UP Stan now's not the moment - or CCs in a second. Game lasting longer and somehow your opponent has managed to save some structures ? Just make broodlords out of them I guess and add some infestors :D :D :D.

Do blizzard and zerg players just want to see the world burn ? You can basically mass produce them last minute and completely counter your opponent's tech - which as a non-zerg player you cannot just switch from by pressing just one key 10 times -without even being punishable cause you'll always morph them into something useful. and what's the only reasonably good unit against them in the protoss arsenal ? Stalkers. Yes, that unit that is the biggest piece of trash against everything else zerg has :) :).
Corruptors have shit on all of us long enough. It's time to shit on them.
- a very salty protoss.

Wow. This Protoss has more salt than the Dead Sea, and more rage than Hitler in his bunker. We love the passion. Here at the Dank Templars, we know a thing or two about rage. In fact, rage is our default emotion. And you know what we love? Comforting people. So here it goes, our dear salty protoss friend: how about mass mutas?


TOP MATCHES OF THE WEEK

SC2 - Clem vs. Reynor - DreamHack SC2 Masters: Fall - Upper Bracket - EU
In today’s matches at DreamHack SC2 Masters: Fall - Clem vs. Reynor All you need to know about the Esl Pro Tour: https://pro.eslgaming.com/tour/ Join in the ...
Maybe the best series we've seen all year - take a glimpse of what the future of Starcraft II looks like.
[2020 GSL S3] Ro.24 Group E Match2 Zoun vs soO
[ENG] 2020 GSL S3 Code S RO24 Group E Group E: INnoVation, Hurricane, Zoun, soO
You've probably heard of Zoom by now, but have you heard of Zoun?
SC2 - Future vs. Mcanning - DreamHack SC2 Masters: Fall - Lower Bracket - NA
In today’s matches at DreamHack SC2 Masters: Fall All you need to know about the Esl Pro Tour: https://pro.eslgaming.com/tour/ Join in the discussion: https:...
Is MCanning the new MC? The new BossToss?
INnoVation vs DongRaeGu - BASETRADES IN TVZ?
INnoVation and DRG has been a surprisingly good match-up lately and this showing in the Kung Fu Cup was no different! Played : 10th September 2020 Full tourn...
DRG recently came back from his mandatory military service, where he apparently continued to feast on the souls of Marines.
SC2 - Serral vs. Reynor - DreamHack SC2 Masters: Fall - Upper Bracket - EU
In today’s matches at DreamHack SC2 Masters: Fall - Serral vs. Reynor All you need to know about the Esl Pro Tour: https://pro.eslgaming.com/tour/ Join in th...
If you enjoy ZvZ (weirdo), then this is the series for you.
SC2 - Clem vs. Reynor - DreamHack SC2 Masters: Fall - Grand Final - EU
In today’s matches at DreamHack SC2 Masters: Fall All you need to know about the Esl Pro Tour: https://pro.eslgaming.com/tour/ Join in the discussion: https:...
Another Clem vs Reynor? Yes. Just do yourself a favor and watch this epic Bo7.

TOURNAMENT RESULTS [SPOILERS]

  • DreamHack Masters Fall EU: Reynor (Z) wins over Clem (T)
  • DreamHack Masters Fall NA: Scarlett (Z) wins over Astrea (Z)
  • DreamHack Masters Fall CN: Time (T) wins over Jieshi (P)
  • ESL Open Cup #35, EU: death, taxes, and HeroMarine (T) winning the ESL Open Cup EU - the few certainties that life offers (besides us DT-dropping your main every game)
  • ESL Open Cup #35, KR: Stats (P) wins over fellow Protoss player Zest (P)
  • ESL Open Cup #35, AM: Solar (Z) wins

That's it for this week - if you feel the rage bubbling inside, let it overflow into a rage rant, and submit it to thedanktemplars@gmail.com. GLHF nerds!